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*stops the kick*

why not?

you truly sound like his misstress.

*carefully disarms teh Dr of all weaopns and cakes*

I can't think why not...

*puts his feet on the desk and falls asleep*

He has his feet on my desk!!!
His feet are on my desk!

how dare he...

how dare you disarm me... I must have weaponry...

nah, you don't need them.

*snores almost as if on purpose*

*looks on*

weeelll as your sic it's my duty to give you some weapons/help/distraction...however you said I cant cook, which you know full well isn't true...therefore I'm just going to watch

*sits back and munches on a fluffy muffin*

Kat my dear, I am the Guild Advisor, it is in my contract that I am superior to even the SIC, the only person who is above me is the DR her self.

And seeing as you're attacking...it falls to me to provide something...however seeing as I've been criticised a lot recently I'm going to encourage you to sit on her as long as you like.

Thanks for the idea kat ...


*changes position and sits on top of Anthea*

WIRO get off me this moment... er... please?

*does as requested*

*helps the doctor up*

can i help you?

look at the mess he's made...
*hits khamsin over the head with a newspaper*

now Wiro can I offer you a drink? slice of cake? anything else?

A drink would be nice. did you make the cake?
what else do you offer?

*"wakes up" and streches* something w2rong dearest?

yes i made the cake,
what drink would you like?

as for the offer, it depends what your after


Yes Dearest... your a churle

A glass of water, and you can give your husband my peice of cake

Why am I a churle today hmmm?

*hands wiro some water*

*puts some cake down infront of khamsin*
Because your being rude

*takes the cake* what have I done thats rude?

You have your feet on the desk, your sitting on my chair you snore and you scratch!

I thought I married a gentleman!