h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*this is the office of the fleet Admiral (currently Doctor Anthea) these is a smart desk with a few chairs and a table lamp in the corner unusualy there is also a small nest for the doctors duckling*

*sits in a chair*

Ooh, you've got those swivelly chairs!

*spins round several times and has to be stopped by a duck*

*the duck tryes to point joe towards the medics bay*

*A duck enters and pins up a notice:*

The Guild Leader is currently receiving treatment in the Medic's room. Due to the lock down, visitors are NOT permitted at her bedside, however gifts may be left outside. More information on her condition will follow when it becomes available. Signed,

Joe C
Guild Medic

*is told about thew new office*

*leaves some tasty outside*

*A duck enters and pins up a notice:*

'Anthea's condition is stable, but she is still undergoing treatment, and so bedside visitors are still prohibited. When all symptoms are treated, and she is in the Observation area, visitors will be allowed under supervision of the Medic or the Second in Command of the Guild only. Meanwhile, gifts may still be left outside the Medic's office, and further information will be made available in time. Hopefully, Anthea should be in Observation within the next few days.

Joe C
Guild Medic'

< well hopefully this could make something interesting happen without me having to kill off my own charector... although somepeople would argue that very little acting is involved for this paticular one....>

Is someone going to take the cake to Anthea?

*leaves non-stealable cake*

*sends a duck to fetch non-stealable cake, and take it to the laboratory*

<these <>s are annoying.>

I'd like to take out a contract. Any pidgeons within the immediate vicinity of the Assassin's Guild. The reward is the satisfication of having done a good job(plus all fun had by killing pidgeons. You know you want to.)