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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Nov 9, 2004
Yes, now put on some pants. 
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 13, 2004
*tips a bottle of ink over in her excitement*
Hey look we've been sent a parcel of double chocolate chip muffins for promoting various supermarkets!!!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 13, 2004
Ink is horrable, 
Ah well,
*throws cookies in the furness*
there shall be no advertising on the bbc, thus no cookies for you young lady
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Wiro Posted Nov 13, 2004
*sneaks up behind the Dr and taps her on the opposite shoulder*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 13, 2004
*gapes and stares at burning muffins*
That...was...slightly mean. I didnt say WHICH supermarket sent them...
*gets out a stove to make her own one*
How about if I make my own? Would you care for some?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 13, 2004
*turns quickly with a dagger in her hand* 
Wiro!!!! 
sure... Kat.. make some muffens
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Wiro Posted Nov 13, 2004
*removes the dagger from the Dr's hands*
you weren't planning on hurting me with this where you?
*pretends to look hurt*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Nov 13, 2004
*sits in a corner looking happy*
Eggs and milk and flour and chocolate and chocolate for me and a bit of salt and sugar and mix it all up and bung it in and...
*dozes in corner, leaning against filing cabinet*
Oh Wiro, Anthea was just...fooling with you. She wouldnt hurt a fly...well maybe a fly...but not a spider.
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Khamsin Posted Nov 13, 2004
*a red squirel hope in and places on the desk a protest for someone taking their job saying they are going on strike*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 13, 2004
I am afraid you cant cook Kat,
the squirrels have gone on strike...
Wiro I didnt intend to hurt you... wait you taped me on the sholder
I did mean to hurt you
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Wiro Posted Nov 13, 2004
you ment to hurt me *sniff*
well in that case *throws teh Dr's dagger into the roof*
*attempts to floor her and pin her down*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 13, 2004
You shouldnt do that Wiro I'm a married woman 
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Wiro Posted Nov 13, 2004
*pins her down*
and waht has you being married got anything to do with me flooring you?
KHAMSIN? DO YOU CARE?
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Khamsin Posted Nov 13, 2004
not unless you plan on hurting her... or doing anything else...
*sits in Anthea chair*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 13, 2004
Khamsin you have no idea how annoying you can be sometimes...
*manages somehow to roll them both over so WIRO ends up on his back*
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Wiro Posted Nov 13, 2004
do you normally let him sit in your chair
*makes sure she can't move*
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Wiro Posted Nov 13, 2004
*some how rolls them onto sides so that niether is on top, but the Dr is still pinned to the floor*
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Khamsin Posted Nov 13, 2004
*files his nails* nope she doesn't she makes me take the cardboard box...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 13, 2004
*with a small click tryes to kick rule one*
no... Hes not to be trusted... with chairs
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- 3541: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Nov 9, 2004)
- 3542: Kat - From H2G2 (Nov 13, 2004)
- 3543: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 13, 2004)
- 3544: Wiro (Nov 13, 2004)
- 3545: Kat - From H2G2 (Nov 13, 2004)
- 3546: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 13, 2004)
- 3547: Wiro (Nov 13, 2004)
- 3548: Kat - From H2G2 (Nov 13, 2004)
- 3549: Khamsin (Nov 13, 2004)
- 3550: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 13, 2004)
- 3551: Wiro (Nov 13, 2004)
- 3552: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 13, 2004)
- 3553: Wiro (Nov 13, 2004)
- 3554: Khamsin (Nov 13, 2004)
- 3555: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 13, 2004)
- 3556: Wiro (Nov 13, 2004)
- 3557: Wiro (Nov 13, 2004)
- 3558: Khamsin (Nov 13, 2004)
- 3559: Wiro (Nov 13, 2004)
- 3560: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 13, 2004)
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