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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 24, 2004
no there not auditing us...
and Geddon they are Reality Auditors...
they take things appart by the molicule to look for beuty and love
khamsin your absolutely correct.
*opens the door to her chambers and dissaperes inside*
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Khamsin Posted Oct 24, 2004
*follows her through and locks the door behind him*
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Oct 24, 2004
Well, when they've figured that out, they can come to my RL POW and sort it out there!
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 25, 2004
*a duck comes in dragging a bag of laundry. It then unties the bag and tips out a rather ruffled Kat*
Oof! Erm...just thought I'd let you know that THEY brought the chemist back...and I don't want to be put in any more bags please. I've learnt my lesson...the laundry room isn't nice.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Oct 26, 2004
Oh, alright then. 
*Puts Kat in a cardboard box and seals it.*
OK, who's going to pay money to ship her to China?
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 26, 2004
*punches out of box*
Ive had enough of this!! No more putting Kat into things she doesn't want to be in!!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Oct 26, 2004
Then where are we supposed to put you?
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 26, 2004
NOWHERE!!! You're supposed to let me walk whereever I want to go! And right now I want to be in my office...which I am...so dont even think about it!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Oct 26, 2004
But Anthea was complaining when I left you out of the bag.
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 26, 2004
*glares* watch it...look why dont I give you some 
for your trouble...
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Oct 26, 2004
Well Khamsin is willing to give me gold to lock you back up, and gold can buy lots of . And I don't particularly like cake anyway, so I think I'll lock you up, all the same.
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 26, 2004
OUT! OUT OUT OUT!!!!
*shoos GB out the office door and slams it behind him*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 28, 2004
IT'S ANTHEA'S BIRTHDAY!!! -29th OCTOBER!!!!!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 29, 2004
Yes It is my birthday... I'm 18 woo go me 
for all
now Kat you do know theres a SIC office...
*points to a damp corner with a leaking celling*
Over there...
*post duck arrives*
now lets see...
bill, bill, bill, accountants... hmmm... ah this is the one
*signs something and hands it back to the duck who waddles off into somewhere*
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Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} Posted Oct 29, 2004
Happy Birthday Anthea-how does it feel to be an adult?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 29, 2004
Well...
nothings that different,
Ah well,
theres still time left in the day
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Oct 29, 2004
Adulthood is not as good as it's cracked up to be, so I reverted back into a child. 
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Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} Posted Oct 30, 2004
Anthea-I was talking to Jordan (you'll know who I mean, but I've not yet got the names of everyone in the Warwick chaplincy off pat) who amazed me by saying that you two know each other! It is truly a small world 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 30, 2004
Yes I know who you mean, Jordan and I went to school together for a while,
he was a few years above me obviously,
he only just told me he knew you,
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- 3481: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 24, 2004)
- 3482: Khamsin (Oct 24, 2004)
- 3483: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Oct 24, 2004)
- 3484: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 25, 2004)
- 3485: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Oct 26, 2004)
- 3486: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 26, 2004)
- 3487: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Oct 26, 2004)
- 3488: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 26, 2004)
- 3489: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Oct 26, 2004)
- 3490: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 26, 2004)
- 3491: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Oct 26, 2004)
- 3492: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 26, 2004)
- 3493: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 28, 2004)
- 3494: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 29, 2004)
- 3495: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (Oct 29, 2004)
- 3496: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 29, 2004)
- 3497: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Oct 29, 2004)
- 3498: Khamsin (Oct 30, 2004)
- 3499: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (Oct 30, 2004)
- 3500: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 30, 2004)
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