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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 24, 2004
*a slight crackling is heard on the end of the line*
hello? This is Chemist Melvin. I would like to thank you for your hospitality. I had a truly wonderful time staying in your guild HQ. However, unfortunately I have pressing matters to take care of, therefore I'm calling from the ferry to say I'm on my way to France and thank you very much. Oh by the way...I DO hope you're enjoying the testtube I left you with...have you found an antidote yet? I do hope so because it's only olive oil. Enjoy...
*line goes dead*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 24, 2004
*smiles*
Ah how nice of him to call and tell us what direction he is headed in
Send out the... Auditors... I want him back and i want him in the torture chambers... 
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Khamsin Posted Oct 24, 2004
yes Ma'am
*presses the auditor summoning button*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 24, 2004
*Auditors appere as if from no-where*
[A] YOU SUMMONED US?
well a guests... gone for a walk...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 24, 2004
yes thats true, but i doubt he is off the guilds island yet...
track and bring back for... forcefull accounting...
[A] ARE WE TO PRESUME THAT... BY THIS YOU MEAN HE SHALL BE TORTURED
of course... but then again we dont as assassins torture... do we?
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Khamsin Posted Oct 24, 2004
No, we aren't some kind if savages... kill them in one shot
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 24, 2004
indeed one shot...
it may mean we poison them... then shoot them...
[A] SO YOU WISH HIM POISONED?
No no no... er... only if its slow acting...
but theres no need to tell him that
[A] WE SHALL ASSIST
*auditors fade away*
I do so hate those things
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Khamsin Posted Oct 24, 2004
Me too... so glad they don't understand Science
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 24, 2004
Or art... or... well very much actually...
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Khamsin Posted Oct 24, 2004
what do they understand then? making your life a living nightmare?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 24, 2004
Well they come in useful at times, 
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Oct 24, 2004
Doctor, Do I understand correctly? you've sent out (looks round furtively)The Auditors?!!(hushed voice)
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 24, 2004
Yes you understand me perfectly Geddon,
I have..... released them... on our... essapee
*shivers*
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Oct 24, 2004
*makes the sign of the Periodic Table and offers a silent prayer to the spirit of Nicolai Mendeleev, then walks back to 18 with bowed head*
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Khamsin Posted Oct 24, 2004
poor Geddon really doesn't like those things...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 24, 2004
I can't blame him, there evil...
well... no not evil because that means they know good and evil
which they dont... 
there... Auditors
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Oct 24, 2004
One final question Doctor. Are the auditors ISO, HMRA, FDA or financial?
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Khamsin Posted Oct 24, 2004
so, they aren't rtying to audit us right now...
*sniffs at her* I think you need a shower
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- 3463: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 24, 2004)
- 3464: Khamsin (Oct 24, 2004)
- 3465: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 24, 2004)
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- 3467: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 24, 2004)
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- 3475: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 24, 2004)
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