h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm so sorry

*he gets up and polishes everything in the room*

*takes her hand and kiss it* I'm so sorry my dear, I was trying to tease you...

you shouldnt have done that though

*drinks a little of the water, then throw the remainder over the DR*

*in a flash Khamsins blade is at Wiro's throat*

I suggest you appologise to my Lady wife...

*hisses*

Not nice rule one!

khamsin I would suggest that you remove that blade from my throat

yes Dr not nice, but you were not being very nice yourself.

What did I do?
I offered you cake and a drink!
I was polite even!!

*shrugs and reshieves the blade*

I would still recommend an apology,

you know whats she is like if she doesn't get her own way</>

My Dr, I am sorry, but you do not treat your husband very well.

*gives her a *

*takes the towel*
He's my husband... not yours, you can go get your own

*laughs to himself* I better get back to my work *wanders off*

I do not want any husbands.

thought a harem of wives would be nice, still tryin to find the first wife.

now i advise that you step carefully from where you are, there is a nsaty bucket of water balancing near your head.

*jumps away from where she was*

Do you like getting coverd in water Wiro?

you should know that my dear, i love sailing.

I jsut wanted to see if you had got over your fear of water.

we dont need to go under water again do we... not again!!

we have... a problem with some pirates,
one attacked Pandora, ship with black sails and
do you think you can help us track it down?

I have no plans for any underwater activites, unless you can suggest any.

A pirate ship you say?

what would you like happen to these pirates?

well they cut pandora's hair,
so I doubt it will be plesent

as for underwater activities, if you dont know of any then i cant make a sugestion

I know of many, though i doubt that you would enjoy them, it being underwater and all that.

hmm, i could do with a haircut, perhaps i should go find them and i could have one for free.

well its... wet

the ship is called "I dont know" rather odd name for a ship but none the less...