A Conversation for The h2g2 Assassins guild
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 9, 2005
I'm not stupid 
I'm just not good at chemicals... or even cooking for that matter.
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Feb 9, 2005
*swings down from tree and comes back*
Never mind EvilClaw, Geddon will sort you out. I know you aren't stupid, just not made for potions. You will need a rudimentary grasp of them however.
*glances at Elwyn*
Well, she's a bit of a smug thing so...
*starts dragging Elwyn's inert form back to the tree*
...she can stay like that for a while before I give her the antidote 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 9, 2005
... I don't think BL should be allowed to touch chemicals anymore. He's making me feel trippy.
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Feb 9, 2005
GEDDON!!! GET HERE AND CLEAR UP THESE...assassins...
*sighs and buries nose in book*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 9, 2005
*steps way way way out of the way* Hell hath no fury like a Kat with burned reading material...
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Feb 9, 2005
Should I drink mine? *drinks his* It worked! UGH!
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Feb 9, 2005
*glares at the dragon until it retreats, then wades into the mess and grabs MOWS and drags him back to the tree*
Well that's two successes, and Geddon can sort out the rest of you because I'm fed up of him coming outside just to be rude to me. Plus...my book has been burnt...group punishment 
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guina Posted Feb 9, 2005
*turns back to normal*
here you are kat!!
*pulls out new 
*
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Feb 9, 2005
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guina Posted Feb 9, 2005
*hands MOWos botched-up potion*
here - could you test my latest attempt?
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 9, 2005
...riiiiight...I'm going to go about this the much safer and more technological way...
*pulls a laptop out of his pocket...yes...an entire laptop...*
*turns it on and opens up his weapons design program...*
*starts typing away*
hmmm...aha!
P.L.A.C.E.B.O. (Poisonous Laxative Amalgamation Causes Emaciation of Bodily Organs)
*clicks the "send to labs" button which sends the designs to the Evil Army laboratories where they will make the idea become a reality...*
*turns off Laptop and depoisits it in his pocket again*
ahh...the joys of modern art......technology...
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Feb 9, 2005
Sorry, you scored 1.
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MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint Posted Feb 9, 2005
That is, Black Leopard scored 1.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Feb 9, 2005
...well I wasn't expecting for me to score a one...considering Idunno what exactly we were supposed to be making...I just had an idea...so I very well could have scored a zero for creating the entirely wrong thing...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 10, 2005
Supermoo... You realize that half the time that Evil Army development lab is me and I just slap a new label on an old product *hands Supermoo a container of bleach labeled P.L.A.C.E.B.O.*
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- 1441: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Feb 9, 2005)
- 1442: Kat - From H2G2 (Feb 9, 2005)
- 1443: guina (Feb 9, 2005)
- 1444: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Feb 9, 2005)
- 1445: Elwyn_Centauri, geAt (O+ THS) (Feb 9, 2005)
- 1446: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Feb 9, 2005)
- 1447: Kat - From H2G2 (Feb 9, 2005)
- 1448: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Feb 9, 2005)
- 1449: guina (Feb 9, 2005)
- 1450: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Feb 9, 2005)
- 1451: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Feb 9, 2005)
- 1452: Kat - From H2G2 (Feb 9, 2005)
- 1453: guina (Feb 9, 2005)
- 1454: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Feb 9, 2005)
- 1455: guina (Feb 9, 2005)
- 1456: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Feb 9, 2005)
- 1457: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Feb 9, 2005)
- 1458: MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint (Feb 9, 2005)
- 1459: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Feb 9, 2005)
- 1460: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Feb 10, 2005)
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