h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*takes out his bundle of sticks and quietly spins around and makes a silent feint at Kat's head, then brings it up into another feint at the stomach, then makes a move for the side and changes in, feints left, feints right, then blasts for the left*

*alert to his feints on Kat to stalk Kat's right, taking advantage of the distraction*
*makes a swipe smoothly at the vice-mistress's ribcage and missed when a tennis ball hit her hand*

*flips over kat's "sword" and swings own at her*

*does a double silent curse, then uses Kat's "sword" as a ladder to jump over and behind to take another smash at the back of Ket's head, turns the remainder of the swipe into a block as a tennis ball shoots at him*

*ball hits BL in face*

ow!!

*throws ninja knife at Black Leopard*

*feeling slightly surprised at MOWS's acrobatics,she ducks and moves backwards, Kat then slides low left whilst quickly swiping right, and catching a tennis ball and throwing it directly up beween her two assailants, hoping to distract them, at the same time dropping backwards into Elwyn so as to render 'swords' useless at such close level and aiming for her groin with an elbow whilst covering her front with her 'sword against MOWS*

BL remember to be aware of your surroundings at all times, otherwise it can all go nastily wrong when you focus entirely on the job at hand. But never mind, I'm sure with practice it will all come out stunningly...either that or you'll hurt yourself often.

Anole, we're doing sword practice. If you want to join in then grab a bundle of tied sticks (can't remember what they're really called) and come join the group. We're practicing sword-work with distraction (the flying tennis balls) with team-work against a single target, remaining in continuity and role-play mode.

*swings sticks again*

*takes up bundle and swings at Kat*

*leaps into air and brings down stick at kat's head*

I'm sure that may come down on Elwyn or MOWS considering our positions....we shall see however

*stick continues to fly towards kats head (figure of speech*

WELL ARN'T YOU GOING TO DO SOMETHING?

NO BECAUSE I'M MID MOVE BETWEEN MOWS AND ELWYN SO DON'T SHOUT!

*goes into slow motion in the air*

*kicks sticks out of the air towards Kat's head, thenheads down with sticks at the ready, takes a swipe at roughly 10.5639284573957383293474554647465765 kph towards a tennis ball, which then lands in the pool, kicks another ball out of the air, then brings the stick down at Kat's stomach, stops halfway through, feints at the back, feints at both sides, then takes a 10.5639284573957383293474554647465765 kph thwak at Kat's legs, in an apparent attempt to get her down, suddenly reveals that it was another feint, then spins around, swinging the sticks, and takes another blow at Kat's stomach*

*Sitting quietly (and offline) and offline until now, EvilClaw suddenly grabs his stick thingy and swings directly at Kat's stomach*

*decides he doesn't like slow motion, rolls and pokes kat's back*

*still swinging towards Kat's stomach* *dodges a tennis ball that tries to eat his ear*