h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ugh! what's with all this sleep talk? sleeping isn't training! unless you're training for sleeping.... are you?

assassins also kill victims via sleep,a bit like f kruger (films)

nothing wrong with being friendly sparky
after all friendships can be very important in the whole of things

so true! so true!

i thought assassins lead lives of emohood and solitude? never socialising for fear of seeing their own bitter reflection in the other person's inocent face...

oh yeah, you're talking to eachother, i see, carry on

assassins NEED to talk with each otherthat's how skills in kills are passed on

i thought assassination skills were passed on when kids loose their parents to thugs or mafia and start tagging along with a professional hitman demanding to be trained for revenge. then the pre-mentioned mafia kill the hitman and then get killed by the kid, the kid, who's hands are now forever soaked in blood, resign themselves to the path their mentor previously walked

i should stop hanging out here, you guys keep making me spout long, poetic life lessons!

thats thuggery,
Assassins' are completely different




we do it with skill and class,
and if you get killed by petty mafia that dosn't reflect well on the rest of us now....

well being at the age i am i've been killed by pretty much everyone right now, when you're immortal you don't take as much care as others might

watch out where you bungee sticks disguised as daisy's

adds realism

very quiet aboutgrass overgrown, world getting over crowded with bad guys and no assassins about to nullify

sits in meditation until the good times return

*sets up a game of ping pong*

Want to play prof?

as soon as I find the handle off my bat

Oops

ah! turns on anti-polarisation unit

Eek

*bats it away with a saucer*

err! ducks missed me

beware minefield...