h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I would have the grapes and the victim/s would get the pips (without Gladys Knight)

now thats a good use of seed pips

oh yes! then you know their planted in the victim of course

well why not,
it could cause a few questions if it were a non fatal injury as to why someone had a grape vine growing from there shoulder

don't ask where the roots come out

I would presume they remained within the body of your intended victim
like a walking grow bag

mmmh! another answer

and some yummy new fruit!

would also make a new meaning for body hair

yes but could lead to a huge increase in the number of specialist gardeners

mmmh! darts filled with weedkiller, now there's a thought

or a rather unfortunate infestation of green fly

just had a nice thoughtnicotine patcheslaced with fatality causing chemicalsa quick swap of intended targets

perhaps it would be easier with the gum...

I like that idea

I ran across a chewing gum the other day with liquid in the middle
I mean thats just crying out to be replaced with poison that is

made to measure, just for the Assassins

no, and chewing gum really is a bad habbet that people need help with

they keep using a cleaner thing in town for it all on the ground, I find it disgusting that no one can even put it in a bin

what i find worse is the sign posts that are made so you stick gum to them
who wants to see that while walking along the street