A Conversation for The h2g2 Assassins guild
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 27, 2009
each gum on the floor etc, is covered in germs from the persons mouth, not an hygienic environment really
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 5, 2009
A good place to hone up on your Assassin skills Dalek
and the Lab, for bringing new weapons in
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 25, 2010
mmmh! looks like I'll have to do some limbering up for assassins open season
general election
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 25, 2010
only joking 
ers of course
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 26, 2010
this is not a democracy....
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 26, 2010
just going to tidy up parliament a little
honest mp's need not fear
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 28, 2010
oh dear
Well they brought it upon themselves
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 29, 2010
because there's that many dishonest, I'm giving a discount 2 for the price of 1
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 30, 2010
just so long as it stops me getting election junk mail
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 30, 2010
letterbox to recycle boxthe shortage distance between 2 points
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 30, 2010
yes really there campaign puts there green credentials way down
if only i had an open fire...
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 30, 2010
rich double cream covered lies will start now from them
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 31, 2010
not as nice as strawberries
I think the turnips would be jealous though
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 31, 2010
don't corrupt the turnips
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 1, 2010
well I'm sure they will understand
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 1, 2010
I've kept them sheltered from harsh reality since I started looking after them for you
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 4, 2010
see thats why they've gone soft...
no rough love
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 5, 2010
can't be rough to a turnip
I'd get the "league of turnip protection" squad after me
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 6, 2010
yes i probably shouldn't have started that organisation as well
but everyone needs a little opposition
or should that have been competition
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 6, 2010
I can not have our thoroughbred turnips mingling with common typesthat isn't competitionthat suicide
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- 2605: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 26, 2010)
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- 2607: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 28, 2010)
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- 2609: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 30, 2010)
- 2610: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Mar 30, 2010)
- 2611: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 30, 2010)
- 2612: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Mar 30, 2010)
- 2613: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 31, 2010)
- 2614: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Mar 31, 2010)
- 2615: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Apr 1, 2010)
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