h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah, I've left all posts as they were. Its mothballed, so to speak. The Space Station is still there, and The main offices are still at A3542186. Your quarters are tidy and ready to go!

not back reading to find out

training ground - urban type location ? and are there pop up cut-outs of people for target practice ?

target practice dummy cutouts yes
urban... not so much but theres probably an urban simulation thing...

a shed or to will do will doit'll simulate our estate

some uncouth teens wearing caps drunk on the corner perhaps?

targets already then

yeah but for moving targets we've given them cars with stupidly big speakers

I know the sort ---mmmh about 5 mile away I thinktime for a shower,tea, watch a bit of telly - then take aim

glad to here you know what your dealing with!

how I long to cause a puncture or the make the engine drop out, as they bomb down/up our street, now need tungsten tipped darts

or a ground charge conveniently left under a manhole cover

too common, would ruin reputations

hmm have fun with your tungsten then

warning! please don't pat me on the back, I might inhale

Ah...
Well I'll keep my hands in my pockets then
we wouldnt want any unfortunate accedents

curare sounded just right with , but a might too tangy, so not advised

True true!!

at the time, I was going to open a suave coffee shop - curare coffee

--------------------------------------------------hmm! 100ft about right for first lot of practicing

Yeah that sounds good!
targets appere to be ready