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Athena the Wise Posted Aug 25, 2005
Yargh!!
*finally reaches EvilClaw and uses a double-handed back slash*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Aug 25, 2005
*falls asleep at that precise moment, falling backwards, dodging the slash, and splitting his head open on a rock*
*jumps up hitting his head on Athena's chin*
Ow ow ow ow owwww!
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Anole Posted Aug 25, 2005
*jumps out of the shadows and sticks a knife to both of their throats*
I win!
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Athena the Wise Posted Aug 25, 2005
*gagging* Nagh Fair! Ongh on Ongh bathal! *removes the knife frome her throught* *bleeds profusely*
*pulls out a lizard from her side pouch and begins to rub it on her neck* That really hurt! *cusses in Greek*
Just for that *slashes Anole in the neck* *Anole bleeds profusely*
Ha! Ha!
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Athena the Wise Posted Aug 25, 2005
*shoots hands up and grabs the knife just before it hits her head*
Can't touch this!
By the way Anole,
A) How are you going to slash me through the middle if your head is resting on your sholder?
B)It's silly to say, "in the middle vertically" if you aren't slashing me in my middle (i.e. stomach). You should say, "slashes Athena down the middle, vertically."
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Aug 26, 2005
Chill Anole. This was a sparring match between me and Athena. Find some other meat puppet to slash open.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Aug 27, 2005
*charges at anole and slashes his wallet open...*
*pocket remains*
*takes a defensive pose with his twin Firangi*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Aug 27, 2005
... *turns off own wallet's security system*
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Athena the Wise Posted Aug 28, 2005
Is your throat okay EvilClaw? And your head?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Aug 28, 2005
Just do as I do and ignore Anole.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Aug 30, 2005
...EvilClaw's head has never been 'alright'
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Aug 30, 2005
Psychologically speaking of course.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Aug 31, 2005
*stabs Supermoo in the eye* And thats for not not not saying that I'm pretty! Oh so pretty! So pretty, and witty, and happy!
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Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- Posted Aug 31, 2005
And GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Aug 31, 2005
That word is too weighted in our "lets not use words how they were originally meant to be used" society....
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Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- Posted Aug 31, 2005
Yes. They have taken over the word for their own use...grumblegrumble...
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- 2501: Athena the Wise (Aug 25, 2005)
- 2502: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Aug 25, 2005)
- 2503: Anole (Aug 25, 2005)
- 2504: Athena the Wise (Aug 25, 2005)
- 2505: Anole (Aug 25, 2005)
- 2506: Athena the Wise (Aug 25, 2005)
- 2507: Anole (Aug 26, 2005)
- 2508: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Aug 26, 2005)
- 2509: Anole (Aug 26, 2005)
- 2510: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Aug 27, 2005)
- 2511: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Aug 27, 2005)
- 2512: Athena the Wise (Aug 28, 2005)
- 2513: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Aug 28, 2005)
- 2514: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Aug 30, 2005)
- 2515: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Aug 30, 2005)
- 2516: Athena the Wise (Aug 31, 2005)
- 2517: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Aug 31, 2005)
- 2518: Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- (Aug 31, 2005)
- 2519: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Aug 31, 2005)
- 2520: Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- (Aug 31, 2005)
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