h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Really?

yes really. of course it is just meant for decoration but it is pointy and the dullness could easily be fixed.

andit's the ones on the left ya gotta worry about...

Much coolness.

I know but strangly enough it was a gift from my dad...

andit's the ones on the left ya gotta worry about...

That is strange.

I have a cow bell...actually...I two cow bells, a cast iron bucket and a cast iron milk can...

But do you have a "Got Milk?" shirt ... I only tease because the Supermoo pictures you draw have udders.

...yes...but have you Got Feeling...aha! play on words I say!...

gut/got

... Hm... still not funny.

agreed.

andit's the ones on the left ya gotta worry about...

Is this an all time low for the cow?

probably not...so I'll distract at least EvilClaw with this...

*fires a pun at the CAT that is accompanied by a loud bang like so* BANG *the sound of a pun being fire at the CAT at the speed of sound*

*watches as pun slowly zips toward him* ... ... *goes to go read War and Peace, the pun will still be there when he gets back*

*timeout error occurs*
BLAST!
*hits refresh*
*another error, this time a connot resubmit error, occurs*
BLAST AGAIN!
*fires another pun at the CAT*
*the 70 kb pun streaks towards EC at about 5 bps...*

Hey. Finished war and peace. Know any other absurdly long book I can read to mock your efforts to pun-cture me?

...The extended dictionary of enitely random letters and their randomly assigned meanings?

... Right. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings it is then.

oh...I'd forgoten that they'd changed the name...

*puts on a helmet that will protect him from injury due to the first law of RPG Armorology: Regardless of it's location, armor values apply to the entire body. Thus an athletic cup will help to prevent a concusion caused by the fact that you keep running into walls in search of a secret door...