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*resists temptation to kick him*

*Shakes head ruefully and heads back to the lab 18 tea room*

WHERE ARE THE ASSASINS?? WE ARE GETTING SLUAGHTERED BY THE THINGITES!!

*a missile streaks towards BL from a ship hovering over the Army invasion*

>>i'm in your ship<<

- inside ship -

*pulls MOWos away from the controls and smashes the ship to the ground*

*MY ship starts blowing holes in YOURS*

You're not.

You're in the fighter bay.

But as long as you post here, you're here.

Stop breaking continuity and die already!

NEVER!!

and anyway i was -calling- the assasins, so it's ok for me. you on the otherhand...

I've just tossed you out of the fighter bay. Your stupid handling of my ship has set it into "War Mode". All holes are repaired, all Weapons Systems are brought online, and the shields are so powerful they rival the Death Star's shielding. A Superlaser has emerged attatched to a ball from just above the aft Turbolaser. The Superlaser has targeted your ship.

it missed

It was very well targeted. Don't forget the little matter of the superlaser is so fast. (ever seen Return of the Jedi?)

ok, ok!!

but lets not use this thread!! go back to the battlefield

I've set off into space...

weren't ya in a coma BL?
*Elwyn hands tea to Anole*
enjoy
*sip her tea*

yes and NO-ONE has revived me yet

...I suppose he should be revived...
*uses some S.A.L.T.S. (Super Astronomically Large Teaspoon of Stuff) to revive BL...*
I'd have to say that was the best invention evilclaw ever made...

hey, supermoo - weren't the assasins meant to help us in our invasion?

technically it was to be the other way around...but the Evil Army has fought to a stalemate in similar odds...so it's optional...

*snort and gives everyone a crumpet and some tea*

CRUMPETS!!!