h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Bulma] Bet she'd win the yelling contest, though.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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etc.

I'm Back!

*looks somewhat gobsmacked as she recognises the handgrenade as the one she threw at the Lich in the underground passage*

If Lil keeps on EEing like that she will stretch the sides of that crib till it bursts!

I couldn't half do with a right now!

*aims her MP5 at the bad guys and closes her eyes, pulls the trigger, dives and rolls towards the hole in the wall*

*Zakkry rolls to the side, and Caer's blast hits Harvey. Having turned on his Full Newtonian Reversal Armor, the blast bounces at the Arithmancer's Grimoiriffic(tm) textbook, which seems to create an eldritch vortex to absorb the energy before it can do any damage*

Harvey-Hey, we're trying to be on your side, here! Don't give us a reason to switch back!

*Meanwhile, Zakkry hears Bass' challenge and pulls out a strange blue orb, roughly the size of a softball. He throws it at Bass*

Zakkry-Let's see ya absorb this one, bolt-boy.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE --

*suddenly stops screaming and thinks of her healthstone, and begins incanting*

I am cancer!
I am rust!
This cage will rot or turn to dust!

*concentrates*

I am poison!
I am mold!
You will die before ya get old!

*The Crib shakes a bit but remains steady. The Bounty Hunter leaps over to it, softly chortling to itself. He pulls out a small Crib with what appears to be an alien rat in it, and shows the Crib to Lil. The Crib in the Bounty Hunter's tentacle shrinks slowly, granting the rodent a few moments of intense panic. Finally, the Cube becomes small enough that the rodent's volume is too great for it. The rodent dissapears in a flash of light, and the Cube returns to its original hand-held size. The Bounty Hunter then taps on Lil's cube which shrinks just a little, not enough to make it seem more or less comfortable but enough to get his point across*

*Kudos sits in his Crib, pouting quietly to himself*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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EEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Bass dodges the orb and fires at it, then at Zakkry.]


[Vegeta] If he doesn't find some way to go SSJ2 before this fight's over, I'm gonna disown him.

[Trunks] You didn't "own" him in the first place.

[Vegeta] Details, details.

*looks down at the MP5*

There is something very about the atmosphere in this place, even with laser sight, I still can't seem to target the right..or is it wrong...people

It's as if the rounds have a mind of their own.

*rummages in a pocket for some ear defenders*

EEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee........
*faints*

[Bulma] Nope, looks like she lost!

*The sphere vanishes with a noticeable "pop" as Zakkry dodges as well*

Zakkry-You need to listen. "Absorb This," I said. Can't even follow a simple instruction. What kind of a robot are you, anyway?

*The Althian Bounty Hunter takes this opportunity to leap through the air at Caer, tentacles flailing dangerously*

*Meanwhile, The Arithmancer has found the page that he has been searching for in his Grimoiriffic(tm) text-book. After consulting the page carefully, he begins to type equations and formulae into his wristwatch*

Here comes that bounty hunter again. Why he thinks there could possibly a bounty on my head when I seem to keep buying weapons that are incapable of hitting even a barn door at 50 paces is beyond me. .



*rolls over and aims, as hopeful as ever, squeezes the trigger*

Eat lead you multiple limbed thing!

*The Althian Bounty Hunter, naturally not expecting such a fast reaction what with his rapid velocity and his (by now) downwards acceleration towards Caer of 9.81 meters per squared second, can only dodge enough to avoid serious injury, though two of his many tentacles are damaged and he emits a loud shrieking sound of pain. This isn't really stopping his momentum in Caer's direction, however, though barrelling into her will probably be less painful than tearing her limb from limb*

[C] Less painful for who? The squisher or the squishee?
[K] Does it matter? Bring on the gratuitous violence!

FACE-Probably less fer the squishee, more for the squisher....

*the baker's dozen or so infinity pockets stuffed full of largely useless items (but still with spare capacity otherwise they wouldn't be infinity pockets, would they?) protects the wearer from the worst of the impact*

*rolls a couple of times more*

*leaps to her feet, only to find she is somewhat dizzy from all the rolling, leans against the nearest available stretch of wall, only to discover that it has been shot out by Lil*

*topples over into the area beyond*

[Bass] I only take orders from Wily! And that, only occasionally!

Zakkry-...which yet again prooves what a faulty robot you are. ABH! We've got two of 'em! Let's get ready to get outta here, we can interrogate these two first!

*The bounty hunter enters a trance for a few seconds, seemingly causing the Althian Telekinetic Cribs surrounding Lil and Kudos to shrink. Just before any actual pain would be imparted, Kudos and Lil flash brightly and are sent to F127150?thread=324893 for the time being*

Zakkry-Last call for blows, ladies and gentlemen! The bridge'll teleport us outta here any second!

*So saying, Zakkry pulls out two tiny disc-shaped pieces of equipment: one is thrown at the teleportation aura leading back to the castle while the other is thrown at the primary control board. While the first vanishes into the haze, the other one magnetically attaches itself to the metal frame of the control board and begins beeping ominously*