h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Tusk can neither see nor smell NYC, but he darts at where he's pretty sure NYC is*

*NYC, by the entrance, coughs. Darned Israeli gas masks. Tusk instantly turns towards the sound. NYC escapes... somewhat*

*And since YK is in this room....*

FACE's Voice-EVERYONE, PLEASE STAY WHERE YOU ARE FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING THE GAME!

*As he says this, a large monitor pops up, revealing FACE at his Pan-Dimensional pad, cheered on in the background by several other Pan-Dimensional entities. Even in the Pan-Dimension, he just looks like a giant floating head*


Might be easier for YK to see if he exits.

FACE-It's time for the final part of the show! There are two categories of winning here: who has found who, and who has who in their party at the moment.

*Cheers from the Pan-Dimensional beings*

Sixth place goes to Bass and Treble for being the ones to find Trinstar in Sartasmus' Crypt!

*The monitor briefly switches to show Bass and Treble (see below for a URL)*

Fifth place goes to Garius Lupus for finding Affy4!

*The monitor briefly switches to show Garius Lupus at the Mesa (see below for the URL)*

Fourth place goes to The Salonistas for being in posession of the frozen body of Trinstar!

*The monitor briefly switches to a view of the Mesa at F125887?thread=338388 where everyone is waiting inside The Ancient One*

Third place goes to YK for being in the same party as Affy4, Afgncaap5's descendant. Affy4 is very close to Affy5 in DNA and principles.

*The monitor briefly switches to a view of the Maximummer Security Brig at F127150?thread=349843 where YK and Affy4 would be seen were it not for the dense tear gas*

Second place goes to Kudos, who not only *found* the anti-Affy5, but also has anti-Affy5 in his group. Being an exact likeness to the DNA of Affy5, this is as close as one could be without actually finding Affy!

*The monitor briefly switches to a view of Level 5 at F127150?thread=347531 *

And finally, first place goes to....Oh, I can't read it!

*Groans and death threats come from the other Pan-Dimensional entities*

Okay, fine. The winner of the first place position....who will also win the fate of the real Afgncaap5, Minos Krylma, The Philosopher's Stone, the Elixir Of Life, and a Vegimatic is....is....now where did I put that envelope....

*The various entities begin powering up for an attack*

Ah, here it is! First prize goes to....AMPTON, the head of security at CLI who has both found Afgncaap5 *AND* has Afgncaap5 in his current location!

*The monitor briefly switches to show Ampton, a bound and gagged Affy5, and a laughing Guru all at F26840?thread=311611 where Ampton looks very, very surprised*

*The assembled pan-dimensional entities power down and begin cheering*

Well, that's all for now! Head home, everyone. Sorry if you're in an unusual predicament at the moment, but I'm bound by rules that prevent me from, say, just letting the good-guys win. You've gotta get home on your own. See ya!


*The monitor vanishes*

[Yar] ... Well, spoony.


[Vegeta] Okay. I did NOT see this coming.

*Affy4 is trying to stay cheerful, but the tear gas is getting to him*

Affy4-Well....the quest is over....we heroes have, I think, prevailed. Right? *sniff*

[Yar] Uh ... [cough] ... yes they did ...

[The door opens, revealing the Keymaker.]

[Keymaker] Quickly! Come in here before you suffocate!

[Yar] Uh ... Okay!

[Bass] /I'm/ not worried about suffocation!

[Yar] Screw you, metalhead!

[The door now temporarily leads to F13649?thread=350526]

[Bass] What did you just call me!?

[Treble] Woof!

*Affy4 follows*