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Rimmer's Quarters#168
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted May 15, 2003
Arnie, with the holoprograms subroutines being affected by the virus, we are in a bit of a mess. Suddenly I feel the need to kill some of the crew. Do you think thats because of the virus?
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted May 15, 2003
i doubt its the virus 
*suddenley realises he could mean me too 
*
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[...] Posted May 15, 2003
*Walks in from BTL*
OOH... I wouldn't say that Arnie... They just deserve 3 hours W.O.O...
*It's a virus that makes us phychic by the way!*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted May 15, 2003
Yes absolutely! But they have been 'so' naughty, lets make it four hours.
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted May 15, 2003
If i did some tampering with the mainframe programming, do you think that would help?
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[...] Posted May 15, 2003
*Runs off to Rimmer's Quarters #168 II with beehive intact*
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[...] Posted May 15, 2003
*passing thoughts to Rimmer from somewhere on ship* Well I've just caught Anthea in quarantine and am in the middle of finishing with Listy...
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Existential Elevator Posted May 16, 2003
Hey......Don't look at me....
I don't know how I'm gonna get you both up again....
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Existential Elevator Posted May 16, 2003
Chill man....I don't want to hurt you 
Just play nice, and try not to kill us, okay<?>
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Existential Elevator Posted May 16, 2003
Darl....I only want to kill you because...erm...you attacked me 
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[...] Posted Jun 29, 2003
*storms into quarters and looks out of window*
That slimy goit.. I knew he was planning something... that's why I hide his projection unit months back....
Why am I talking to myself?!
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[...] Posted Jun 29, 2003
*thinks*
*look back at door*
*thinks*
MY PROJECTOR!!!!!
*rushes to own quarters*
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