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Rimmers quarters#168
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Started conversation Apr 9, 2003
In the quarter its very clean with a perfectly well made bed and another well made bed on top of that bed, nobody else lives in this cabin though.
The lower bunk is filled with posters;Join the JMC-see the universe!,
Become a Hologram-live forever, Arnie does it best, I owe it all to Rimmer, etc.
There is also a picture of a man in a uniform that looks like an admirals, but if you look closer you can see a label saying Technician 2nd class, over the picture in large typed, red letters it says: DECEASED.
And in smaller, crayon letters it says SMEGHEAD.
On the top bunk there is only one poster saying: The slob has moved out-FINALLY!!!
There is also video cassette labeled:Arnold Rimmer, a tribute, a pile of blue tac, a book named esperanto made simple, and a tape labeled learn astro-navigation while you sleep.
On the walls there are numerous no smoking-signes.
There is a rug in front of the door that says: Welcome.
There is also a large Javanese camphor-wood chest in one end of the cabin.
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[...] Posted Apr 9, 2003
'Scuse me sir... *puts Admiral Rimmer painting on wall...*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 9, 2003
Is that the one with the "throne"?
*ready with fireaxe*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 9, 2003
Kryten...Remember our little Android to man with fireaxe- talk earlier?
Put it down.
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[...] Posted Apr 11, 2003
*over vid screen*
Mr. Rimmer come down to Skutter's garage... there's something you and Miss Listerette need to see...
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 12, 2003
*enters in behind mort*
No I'm here.
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 12, 2003
err ... err.... hello and good morning Rimmer, i was just wondering where you were. You are looking very smart today. Special occasion?
*drops Rimmers diary when he is admiring himself in the mirror*
Nice quarters, great blu tac collection yes, lovely, doesnt smell anymore anyway no Listrettes socks have gone
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 12, 2003
Yes it is, thankyou, and BTW have you seen my diary, it's not on the table were I left it?
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 12, 2003
perhaps Krytie moved it when he polished the table......
well must get on, things to do, people to see, you know
*attempts Rimmer salute and only succeeds in looking a twit*
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[...] Posted Apr 12, 2003
*On final cleaning voyage.. picks up Mr. rimmer's diary that seems to be on the floor for some reason... it's open at 'The need for a sunday me'... Places it inside A-Z of red dwarf book on shelf... and wonders if mr. rimmer has found a way of duplicating himself... makes way out of room... satisfied at days work.. at makes it back for the Bridge...*
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Apr 13, 2003
All hands to the bridge, URGENT
All hands to the bridge, URGENT
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Apr 13, 2003
All hands to the bridge, URGENT
All hands to the bridge, URGENT
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 13, 2003
RIMMER, RIMMER, wake up, its 6am you should be up by now, we are having an emergency - RIMMER!
Holly - please sound the sonic boom mega blaster alarm wake up for Rimmer if you wouldnt mind...oh and give me 5 minutes to leave the deck first though please
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[...] Posted Apr 13, 2003
Over Comm. from Bridge:
MR. RIMMER HAS CONE ASTEROID SPOTTING AND WON'T BE BACK WITH THE MIDGET UNTIL WEDNESDAY!
ALL CREW MEMBERS INFORM NEW CREW MEMBERS WHO HAVEN'T GOT CABINS TO PUT THEM ON A-DECK!!!
A-DECK!!!
A-DECK!!!!!!
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