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Rimmer's Quarters#168
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 1, 2003
Now even more...
What is it you want?
Rimmer's Quarters#168
[...] Posted Jul 1, 2003
Well I bloody am... the rest of the crew are off somewhere with each other and you're the only one around...
Rimmer's Quarters#168
[...] Posted Jul 1, 2003
Well if you're wondering.... I've found Captain Hollister's reports of the crew, starting in descending order...
Rimmer's Quarters#168
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 1, 2003
Oh...*intriged*
Well, not that I 'want' to hear it, but if you really is so bored, ok, lay it on me!
Rimmer's Quarters#168
[...] Posted Jul 1, 2003
Well it says here: Most likey to get promoted in the field:
#1 out of 169 Rimmer, Arnold J....
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 1, 2003
THANKYOU HOLLY THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH!
smegger...
Holly, why don't you, as a distracction do a new updated list on our new crewmembers? That should give you something to do.
Rimmer's Quarters#168
[...] Posted Jul 1, 2003
Thought you would have wanted to know by how many and how Listerette is ahead of you...
Rimmer's Quarters#168
[...] Posted Jul 1, 2003
#2 out of 169:
Listerette, L.
Captain's comments: Only just scraped past Rimmer because Rimmer is a git.
Rimmer's Quarters#168
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 1, 2003
Hmppfff, pompus balidng stupid big lump of blabber.
Well, are you gonna do a personality list of the crew?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 1, 2003
Uhg, Just do something, anything you're driving me mad you senile old... you!
Rimmer's Quarters#168
[...] Posted Jul 1, 2003
Well it pretty difficult to write the Captain's reports for the newer crew when you're the highest ranking crew member aboard and you haven't written.
Even with an IQ of 6000, you don't to figure that out.
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