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MediBay
[...] Posted Apr 15, 2003
I don't know how ma'am... But luckily someone left the doors open last night so they are locked on open so we can moves rooms..!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 15, 2003
hello.....
anyone?
MediBay
[...] Posted Apr 19, 2003
*rushes in from Bridge prepares the brain enima... (with an 'H' on the side...)
MediBay
[...] Posted Apr 19, 2003
*first types into console to slow shutdown sequence..*
Holly, please use Ritalin Program: Kryten
MediBay
[...] Posted Apr 19, 2003
*uses enima and flushes out Rimmer's brain*
*picks up small cassette holding Rimmer's mind and switches on machine which send Rimmer's brain transfering Petersen...*
Mr. Petersen.. the ship is about to explode, please use your clearance code to stop it before you get a drink...
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 19, 2003
Oh did i miss Rimmers brain being flushed out? Shame
MediBay
[...] Posted Apr 19, 2003
Ma'am if this works we will have to wait until Mr. Petersen is drunk before we can get back on the machine.. I'm not sure he would go voluntarily...
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 19, 2003
What's this, were am I?
And...
AHHHHHHHHH!
WHY THE SMEG AM I IN RIMMERS BODY?!?
Explosion, what explosion?
MediBay
[...] Posted Apr 19, 2003
Sir the ship is about to self-destruct... we need your clearence to stop it...
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 19, 2003
Dont think gettimg Peterson drunk will be a problem...
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 19, 2003
*turns to computer*
Abort self-destruct, Petersen, RD # 23-AO
Password: 10110011 01011110
STAND BY...
PASSWORD ACCEPTED, SELF-DESTRUCT ABORTED
There now, how the smeg did I get here, were are the drinks and can I have a drink?
MediBay
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 19, 2003
Goodie.
*stands up to take a scalpell to use to cut ice but his hand passes right through it*
What is wrong, why cant i touch things?
MediBay
Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 19, 2003
Kryten - when Rimmer is back can you tell him we have a new recruit waiting in the office - i left him completing the necessary forms...
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 19, 2003
*Follows everyone to the bar (never one to turn down a drink)*
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