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MediBay

Post 101

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - erm i hate to ask but can you help me out of hear


MediBay

Post 102

Existential Elevator

Of course!

Holly! Open doors!

smiley - smiley


MediBay

Post 103

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MediBay

Post 104

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*smiley - wow number two*
thanks for leting me out of there


MediBay

Post 105

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Holly is very busy, you know trying to stop the ships systems braking into peaces and causing instant decompression of every deck is very exhausting, he cant help you.


MediBay

Post 106

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

then why did the doors open?
*realises she whent through the air vent*
smiley - huh why dident i notice that?


MediBay

Post 107

Existential Elevator

Hmm....

I do hope there isn't a memory bug going around.

Erm

What was I saying<?>


MediBay

Post 108

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - laugh
so are we any closer to finding the antidote......
its just that the virus is hyperactive....
and will soon spread to holly and the bots unless we get rid of it


MediBay

Post 109

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Better hurry, I'm starting to feel very cross...
*Eyes glowing red*


MediBay

Post 110

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*Flibble II pops his head round corner... followed by beehive hair and then Rimmer II*

Yes, that is not very good is it Mr. Flibble? creating a virus without creating the antidote..?

*Flibble shakes* Mr. Flibble is very cross...


MediBay

Post 111

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

i did.....
just when i told everyone mo-one payed any attention.....
*holds up disc contaning antidote*


MediBay

Post 112

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*Hex blasts antitdote*


MediBay

Post 113

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Flibble: Do you have spares? 'Cause Uncle Arnie wants to fry 'em with his hex vision...


MediBay

Post 114

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

your not getting it you smeging idiot.....
i know it off by hart....
and i have hidden discs all round the ship......
you will not win
*smiley - run out of room*


MediBay

Post 115

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*shoots hex blast at Anthea but completely misses because people with hex can't shoot straight with people!*


MediBay

Post 116

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*Looks around room... sees another disc and hex blasts*

*leaves for Control Room...*


MediBay

Post 117

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*enters*
Right, thamian lay down here*


MediBay

Post 118

Existential Elevator

*watches*


MediBay

Post 119

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

You could help y'know, seeing as I can't touch these instruments.


MediBay

Post 120

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

*walks in* Blurg Blurg. *thinks about something to type on with a screen*


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