h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

.....Don't suppose there's any VeggieSpam around there...<?>

*nods gravely and hands over veggiespam*

Well we have spam spam spam spam spam veggie spam spam veggie suasage and spam.

SPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM?


*remembers she is NOT in monty python and just nods instead*

I DON'T LIKE SPAM!

Nor do i

And I don't think Thamian does either..

*rubs hands together and grins*

Stop making me laugh!

*almost but not quite straight face*

I was being..


per

perf

*giggle*


PERFECTLY SERIOUS!

*opens SPAM*

Spam spam, wonderful spam!

*dances the cancan*

Spppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm

*ahem*

Back to Thamian, and whatever counts as Red Dwarf sanity<?>

This is sanity.

My point exactly

So Thamian.



You like SPAM?

There's other places for that spam smeg...

yes.

But we're in a silly mood.

The best place for Spam
Is inside Thami - an