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MediBay
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 19, 2003
WHY CANT I TOUCH ANYTHING!!!?
*fiddles his 'H'*
I'm a hologram?
Why am I a hologram?, when did I become a hologram? Am i...
Wait a minute...
*relizes something*
Am I dead?
MediBay
[...] Posted Apr 19, 2003
Sir I don't want you to go into shock... you're in Mr. Rimmer's body which is prone to panic attacks which could kill you , so I suggest you go and have a drink.
MediBay
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 19, 2003
Oh ok then thats ok then...
*relizes something so hideous he cant even speak*
Wait a smegging minute, I'm in Ri-ri. Ri, ri, ri-i-i-i-. I'm in Rim -r rrrrrrrriiimm-m-m-m-m-m-m-ers body?
MediBay
Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 19, 2003
This isnt going to be as easy as we thought 
MediBay
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 19, 2003
*looks down at his new body in a disgusting manner*
AHHHHH!!!
*has a heartattack*
MediBay
[...] Posted Apr 19, 2003
Sir it is no different than any other body... just very, very ..small..
MediBay
[...] Posted Apr 19, 2003
*while having heart attack throws Rimmersen onto chair and hits the machine*
*gets ready with the little paddle things*
MediBay
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 19, 2003
*twithces alive*
*Dies*
*is brought back to life again*
Ahh thank god it was just a dream.
*looks down at his body again*
*faints*
MediBay
[...] Posted Apr 19, 2003
*Rushes in from Hangar and sits down at pure white counter to research method of attack against Thing*
MediBay
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Apr 20, 2003
*walks in from her room*
ok the thing how do we kill it
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