A Conversation for Red Dwarf

Medibay

Post 1

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*Walks in to the medibay to check this place is like it should be, but this Medibay is much different*
For one the door is intact.


Medibay

Post 2

Existential Elevator

And that nasty looking red stain isn't on the floor anymore...


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Post 3

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Great!
A new shiny Red dwarf!
*realizes something awful*
Oh no, Krytie wont have anything to clean for a while!


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Post 4

Existential Elevator

Oh, he'll find *something*....


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Post 5

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Your right, he always does...


MediBay

Post 6

[...]

*Enters*
Ah! Sir, ma'am... Room's a bit dirty...


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Post 7

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

What do you mean?
It's only existed for an hour!


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Post 8

[...]


*walks over to tools*

*5 minutes later, now fixed.*

There done! Now.. Someone's got some explaining to do...


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Post 9

[...]


*walks out of MediBay*


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Post 10

[...]

*arrives from hanger... simply locks door and presses 'dis-infect'... now for the crew...


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Post 11

[...]

*arrives from hanger... simply locks door and presses 'dis-infect'... now for the crew...


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Post 12

Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG



All hands to the bridge, URGENT
All hands to the bridge, URGENT


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Post 13

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

ok who is the doctor and if their ist one can i be it?


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Post 14

[...]


Over Comm. from Bridge:

MR. RIMMER HAS GONE ASTEROID SPOTTING AND WON'T BE BACK WITH THE MIDGET UNTIL WEDNESDAY!!

ALL CREW MEMBERS INFORM NEW CREW MEMBERS WHO HAVEN'T GOT CABINS TO PUT THEM ON A-DECK!!!

A-DECK!!
A-DECK!!!


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Post 15

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

ok ok.....


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Post 16

Existential Elevator

*staggers in choking*


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Post 17

[...]


*walking past from Bridge*
*looks*

MA'AM!?

*rushes in and starts doing the Heimlich...*


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Post 18

Existential Elevator

*spits up a still wriggling weevil*

Thanks Krytie!


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Post 19

[...]


Apparently Red Dwarf has stopped moving ma'am and power has gone down...


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Post 20

Existential Elevator

Really<?> smiley - yikes

What happeneded<?>

Have you looked at A1023977<?> Tell me what you think smiley - smiley


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