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smeggyheads - RPG, yey! Posted Aug 9, 2004
*starts to look around for other crew members*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 9, 2004
*Walks in and immidiatly makes a good impression on the captain.*
Hello, I'd like to join. I could be a door-technician, the commander of the ships eunuchs, or I could open up a car-dealership on-board. 
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Aug 9, 2004
Well Godben, you look like a hell of a reliable guy, I'm sure you the kind of man to be in a pickle jar with. Now lets see... we can just skip these. *holds up big pile of forms and throws them in the trash*
And... these. *throws more form in trash*
Heck, just wright your name on this roster here and you're onboard!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 12, 2004
Will do. 
*The captain is impressed by GodBens "will do" attitude.*
*Signs the roster.*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 13, 2004
Very well. So what's my assignment?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Aug 13, 2004
Well, we're fresh out of cars old potatoe chip, but we do have plenty of doors. You want the job old chum?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 13, 2004
Not really. I'd prefer to goof around and not have to do anything. But I guess I may as well be the door technician anyway.
*The long dead captain is impressed by GodBens honesty.*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Aug 14, 2004
Sounds absolutely dandy old sausage, I'll see you around.
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Aug 17, 2004
But I'm the door technician. Not the cook. 
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Sep 13, 2004
Jeez you took your sweet time huh didn't you?
How ya doin'?
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Nexton Posted Sep 17, 2004
Stow-away finally crawls in, salutes, requests plastic fish.
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Sep 17, 2004
*Runs in from bridge*
What do you mean 'welcome aboard'? He could have brought something aboard the ship, has he been through decontamination? No. This is an emergency!
*pushes big red button marked EMERGENCY. Nothing happens. Hits it with fist - a small whine is heard*
Oh flip 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 17, 2004
*apperes dressed in surgical scrubs*
Time for a though decontamination 
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Khamsin Posted Sep 17, 2004
*is dressed likewise*
I thought you might need me 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 17, 2004
Khamsin you do know you keep on your normal cloaths under thoses...
there a little too... seethrough
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- 701: smeggyheads - RPG, yey! (Aug 9, 2004)
- 702: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Aug 9, 2004)
- 703: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Aug 9, 2004)
- 704: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Aug 12, 2004)
- 705: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Aug 13, 2004)
- 706: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Aug 13, 2004)
- 707: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Aug 13, 2004)
- 708: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Aug 13, 2004)
- 709: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Aug 14, 2004)
- 710: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Aug 17, 2004)
- 711: Smilodon (Sep 4, 2004)
- 712: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 4, 2004)
- 713: Smilodon (Sep 13, 2004)
- 714: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 13, 2004)
- 715: Nexton (Sep 17, 2004)
- 716: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Sep 17, 2004)
- 717: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Sep 17, 2004)
- 718: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 17, 2004)
- 719: Khamsin (Sep 17, 2004)
- 720: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 17, 2004)
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