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A poet from Vogon once wrote

A polite but protesting note,
People keep on invoking,
In the hope of provoking,
My name once again from rote.


(Actually its lovely, but thats something like the third vogon poet related lymerick this thread has had in as many days )


A little brown monkey named Benjie,

(sorry vogonpoet. thats what happens when I fail to read the backlog anyway, to continue...)

Dropped a log on Mr. McKenzie

and MacKenzie he thinks,
"God this log stinks...

From East Grinstead to Old Mandalay

----morning, morning, morning----

There was a young puffin named Pete

Who ate hundreds of bowls of wheat

Sorry Was looking through last night's postings and forgot I wasn't at the last page - please ignore me, I'll wake up soon

(Thats funny. Somehow I didn't even notice. I guess I'm not my most alert at 3:20 AM)

--Let's tidy up , seeing as I've confused everything--

and MacKenzie he thinks,
"God this log stinks...

And goes off to bathe in a frenzy

**********************************

There was a young puffin named Pete
Who eat hundreds of bowls of wheat

--Please, carry on...

--Let's tidy up , seeing as I've confused everything--

and MacKenzie he thinks,
"God this log stinks...

And goes off to bathe in a frenzy

**********************************

There was a young puffin named Pete
Who eat hundreds of bowls of wheat

--Please, carry on...

but a diet like that

made him very fat

So that he couldn't see his feet.

****Morning all****

A trucker from the south USA,

fell asleep on the highway one day

His truck it did veer

He leant on his horn,

Horn, cool

At women he did leer,

As they all skidded out of his way

....

A Kangeroo living down under

Was annoyed, his face like thunder,