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New game anyone?

Post 1521

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)


New game anyone?

Post 1522

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

It attracted a crowd


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Post 1523

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

that was boisterous and loud


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Post 1524

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

With Shaven Heads and deep Sun Tans



A Brave little Teapot called Dot


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Post 1525

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

cried, "I fear I'm in bit of a spot,


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Post 1526

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

They've made me of Chocolate


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Post 1527

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

and so it's no shock that


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Post 1528

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

tea pours out my bottom a lot!

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That last line was fairly unsavoury


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Post 1529

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

I drip on the floor when I'm hot

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A kangaroo that got lost in L.A


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Post 1530

Steviebab (Squad No. 8)

Asked directions of Patti Boulaye


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Post 1531

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

but is better than incest or slavery


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Post 1532

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)


New game anyone?

Post 1533

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

That's a matter of taste
that is flawed if you're chaste
But flys high if you're in to depravery (not quite a word but it'll do)

Sorry hogged the last bit. As penance, someone else can start the next one ...


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Post 1534

Steviebab (Squad No. 8)

--OK--

The problem with dating a flea


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Post 1535

genfinch ((1*3)-1-1)*(6*7)=42

Hiya, New-Bruce here, may I join you?


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Post 1536

Steviebab (Squad No. 8)

--just jump right in - that's what I did! smiley - smiley


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Post 1537

genfinch ((1*3)-1-1)*(6*7)=42

OK then:
the problem with dating a flea
is, when you go somewhere for tea


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Post 1538

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

The waiter may spot it


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Post 1539

Steviebab (Squad No. 8)

he might even swat it


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Post 1540

genfinch ((1*3)-1-1)*(6*7)=42

and lonely again you will be.

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A starfish from deep in the Channel


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