A Conversation for Limericks

limerick

Post 1

aixenprov

When Cle'patra was given the asp.
She let out a terrible gasp
She said, "Tell old Mark,
it was only a lark"
And she died by the snake in her grasp!


limerick

Post 2

Triquack

Hi,

just found it - thinking.


limerick

Post 3

Triquack


My Wife just raised an objection
To a picture, she says the projection
Looks just like a Pig
'bout to choke on a Fig
'tis a Mirror my Dear, your reflection


limerick

Post 4

U695218



There once was a baker from Kent, (1)smiley - smiley

Can we resurrect this thread?


limerick

Post 5

U695218



There once was a baker from Kent, (1)
Who was always on time with his rent, (2)


limerick

Post 6

Not-so-bald-eagle




There once was a baker from Kent, (1)
Who was always on time with his rent, (2)
But when the gas bill came (3)


limerick

Post 7

U695218

There once was a baker from Kent, (1)
Who was always on time with his rent, (2)
But when the gas bill came (3)
He wanted no shame, (4)


limerick

Post 8

Anonymouse

So he gave up his baking for lent.

There was an old woman from York


limerick

Post 9

U695218

There was an old woman from York(1)
Who was exceedingly fond of roast pork (2)


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