h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

When Cle'patra was given the asp.
She let out a terrible gasp
She said, "Tell old Mark,
it was only a lark"
And she died by the snake in her grasp!

Hi,

just found it - thinking.

My Wife just raised an objection
To a picture, she says the projection
Looks just like a Pig
'bout to choke on a Fig
'tis a Mirror my Dear, your reflection

There once was a baker from Kent, (1)

Can we resurrect this thread?

There once was a baker from Kent, (1)
Who was always on time with his rent, (2)

There once was a baker from Kent, (1)
Who was always on time with his rent, (2)
But when the gas bill came (3)

There once was a baker from Kent, (1)
Who was always on time with his rent, (2)
But when the gas bill came (3)
He wanted no shame, (4)

So he gave up his baking for lent.

There was an old woman from York

There was an old woman from York(1)
Who was exceedingly fond of roast pork (2)