h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do I detect a new line? Where has the disipline in this thread gone?
These are lymerics, often bad ones, we dont need to justify ourselves .


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A lymerick that does fail to scan,

Has the same liking as flan

I admit mine was crude
and not trying to be rude
but I did leave you holding the can.

*so yes I should have started another one for you - here goes*

There once was a poet from Vogon

Who loved reading books about Shogun

One fell on his head

Before it was read,

Now he's dead because it weighed a ton

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There is a big hole in the wall

Covered by a well hung Shawl,

Shawl's wife is a troll
always ready to roll

When Shawl gives his loud mating call.

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Out of the ground came a really foul smell

What it smelled of, no one could tell,

So they started to dig

found a head in a pig

The head of a missing young girl.




That last was a little but grizzly,

And the head was very sizzly

But then barbequed head,

To a lion is fead

The head it becomes just history.




The flowers that bloomed only yesterday,

Are now dead from the suns UV ray

If there were only more ozone,
We could have bigger grow-zone,