h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But Jumbo is always up there



An artichoke choked on a croaker,

And the farmers son, wishing to poke 'er

And a Nun asked me to soak her,

and folks venture out with care

(works with both I think)

.....

A dirty old man from St Ives

Right - to recap:

An artichoke choked on a croaker,
And the farmers son, wishing to poke 'er

Took the end of a pole

Pushed it into a hole,

and successfully managed to choke her.


ugi, you start one

A girl named Denise lived in Kent

But she could not afford to pay rent,

Had a boyfriend who was such a gent,

She got her head stuck in an air vent

that's not a limerick!

Yep, It's a new craze to only do second lines, that way we never finish a limerick and can get into the Guiness Book of Records for the longest something written about nothing.

She mortgaged her soul,

She said "It's a shame"

And threw it in a bowl

< shame and soul don't rhyme.>