h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why are you so sad, chum?

(Sorry 1st version has too many syllables...)

Well, with work and with life,

Both causing me strife,

Could your depression
Be cured by a session

Of Jolly Big Slaps on your bum..



I was born under a wandrin

So I wandered wide and afar

Ending up in Timbuktoo

with nothing much to do

I wish I'd brough my car.

Holy smoke Holy smoke Holy smoke Holy smoke

There was a young lady from Asia,

whose attitude really would phaze 'ya

She'd squat upside down

She was amazingly Smart

And it would look like a frown,

Wearing an inverted Frown

Then she looked even Crazier!



Arthur Dent from deepest dark Surrey

Came running out in an enormous hurry

Out in front was a bulldozer,

and so I suppose ya'

would expect him to worry,

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There was a man from New York,

Who carried a great big fork

who's right middle finger could talk