h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And now she can't find where it went.

*cleanstartcleanstartcleanstartcleanstartcleanstart*

There once was a hill in Peru,

Along with her nose which was bent

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Whilst taking a stroll down the Strand

*cleanstartcleanstartcleanstartcleanstartcleanstart*

Nearly, damn simulposts <\aside>

That was bored and had nothing to do

Ok so this Limerick so far is:

A girl named Denise lived in Kent

But she could not afford to pay rent,

(Had a boyfriend who was such a gent,

She got her head stuck in an air vent)

She mortgaged her soul,

(She said "It's a shame")

And threw it in a bowl

When her nice new car she did dent!



A far off called Tau Ceti

Shame - simped!

She had a colonic

Right, where are we? If no-one knows lets start a new one

which hurt something chronic

How about we go from

...There once was a hill in Peru
That was bored and had nothing to do

It went for a jog,

but tripped up in the fog

And now it's an island in Peru

Start a new one.

Check out the Limerick document this thread is attached to. Most of the early limericks did start and end with the same word or phrase

Lately I've been rather glum,

Que?

Lately I've been rather glum,

And Why are you so sad our chum?