h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

He jumped up real high

Got some dirt in his eye

And cursed himself for his blunder.

**hmmmm....**

When Stanley the frog went to town,

The toad snobs had good cause to frown,

Cool, we've broken 1600 posts in this thread. Woo-hoo, 's all round

just wait until we reach 1764, then we really have an excuse to party

He pounced on their heads

What is so special about reaching post number 1764?

And got shot by the feds,


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For acting like such a clown

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I put the towels in the wash with glee

As they were heavily stained with tea,

But when they came out

I gave a mad shout,

The pattern had come out

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But when they came out
I gave a mad shout
because they were now soaked in pee

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I looked out the window and saw some air

and a couple of pigs floating there

But when pigs fly

Grounded elephants cry,

keep your brolly held high