h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

With that and the tights,

*Come on let's go for the busiest forum about*

my thighs are alight

and purple highlights

And my a**e's being looked at by men.

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A Prince of the Realm, one day,

I'll sit in the loo, pull the Chain?

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Naughty old Captain Pugwash

(sorry Peet - 9 sylsss)

And a bishop were kneeling to pray

They pleased with Dog

sorry -
They pleaDed with Dog

And sacrificed a Frog,

afore a dalliance in t'hay!

OoooerMissusOoooerMissusOoooerMissusOoooerMissusOoooerMissus

Twenty Nine Nasterciums were planted

In ground that was strangely enchanted

They grew and they grew,

*feeling rough *

And they flowered all blue

(why what's up?)

In a plot in Peru

While a witch danced around them and chanted.


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A builder with time on his hands

While a witch danced around them and chanted.


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A builder with time on his hands

While a witch danced around them and chanted.


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A builder with time on his hands

Built a very fine green Band Stand