h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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okay now provide the next line

There was a young florist called Chris
Who decided to have a bris

I don't have a dictionary handy so I won't provide another line until you tell me what it is.

the deffinition would be moderated by the evil empire

There was a young florist called Chris
Who decided to have a bris

but as it was cut

It stuck on to his but

the word but should end with two t's but then it would be moderated by the moderators from the evil empire

And now he cannot go for a p**s,

oic oic oic oic oic oic oic oic oic oic oic

There was a young barber from Rome,

Who lived in an underground home

He came up above

And made some great love

And now he is not alone.

Free love Free love Free love Free love Free love

A Manchester born steward,

Who didn't know quite what to do..

(sorry - I know that didn't make sense, I lost the plot, ignore me)

Do another one instead Jackie.

Called John, thought he was cured..

Of a major pain in his left side,

The Goldbergs were having a bris,
For their year-old whose name was Chris

There was a loud shriek

as the Rabbi did peek

He wasn't a Chris but a Flis

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A man with a perchant for words