h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Beethoven: Piano Trio no.3 in A flat tyre.

someone left the dog out in the rain

i don't think i can dry it

it took so long to find it

and i'll never have the pedigree again

lol, LOL, lol!!!

Help!!!!

I am having a phart attack!!!!!



GT

I've fallen and I can't get it up.

If you live in the river it's hard to find a dry bed to sleep on

Like a briiiiiidge over tonic water...."

I will pay me round

strawberry fields forever-going up in price

Hey, Mr. Elevator Music man, play a song for me.
I'm not sleepy, and there is no place I'm goiong to...

How many roads must a man walk down
before he will ask the way.

And how many seas must the white dove sail
before it arrives in France and is blown out of the sky

and how many debts will it take till he knows
that too many mortgages have been made

The answer my friend is going to be binned
The answer is going to be binned

Shostakovich: String Quartet No.8 in coal minor.

"You are old, Father William" the young man said,
And your lies are exceedingly white."

The answer my friend is blowing in the wind, your eating too many baked beans

[old toothpaste commercial]

You'll wonder where the yellow went
When you brush your teeth with wet cement.

that was the first ever advert on british tv

and my teeth still fell out

ok if we are doing adverts

they cut it with their metal knives


boil it for a couple of minutes


then inject it in a vein

This is an advert for Chopin's Prelude No. 3 in John Major.