h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

All you need is match point.

"I should have known betty, not a girl like you"

Blue moon -you'd better stop swearing

Doves grow where my Rosemary goes.

Good girls go to heaven, but bad girls go everywhere else.

When she was good she was very very good, but when she was bad she was brilliant.

Is this anyone I know?

I wondered loudly as a clod.

I came! I saw! BUT! I was a brickie

It's usually best to start at the beginning, and all you do is bake bricks for the Yellow Brick Road.

I came. I saw. I vomited.

Lonely I'm Mr Lonely,
I have nobody,
For my own
I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody,
For my own
I'm so lonely, I really must get a bath!

There's no "I" in "Team Ameraca"

There's also no f in "point".

Agreed!

Nyaaaaah! What's up pussycat?

What's new kangaroo?

I tort I taw a pussy!!

kan-ga-roo-roo-roo, push pineapple, shake the tree
kan-ga-roo-roo=roo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high,
there's a land that I heard of once in a cheap pulp novel.

Then opened Dave his mouth and cursed his job.

somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie