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Post 461

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

When Cupid retired, he opened a bakery. His slogan was:
All you knead is love.


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Post 462

Jabberwock


smiley - oksmiley - laugh

Good one.

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Post 463

pebblederook-The old guy wearing surfer beads- what does he think he looks like?

To be or not to be, that is the question.

Duh.


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Post 464

Jabberwock


Girl trying to decide:

Toby or not Toby?


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Post 465

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Yorkshire robot in Star Wars

"that's three P you owe"

P = pencesmiley - winkeye


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Post 466

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

A very confused Scarlet O'Hara: "Tomorrow is not today."


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Post 467

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

today! is the start of the rest of your life - unless you died yesterdaysmiley - erm


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Post 468

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Little Miss Muffet: Every day in every whey I'm getting better.


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Post 469

pebblederook-The old guy wearing surfer beads- what does he think he looks like?

Live each day as though it were your last

and it probably will be.


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Post 470

Taff Agent of kaos


jack be nimmble, jack be quick, but jill preffers the canddle sticksmiley - winkeye

smiley - bat


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Post 471

gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA

Eat, Drink and be Merry, for today is Benefit Day!!!


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Post 472

Jabberwock



Every day in every way I'm getting butter.


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Post 473

waiting4atickle



Every day in every way I'm drinking bitter. smiley - cheers


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Post 474

waiting4atickle



Anyway on pancake day I'm getting batter.


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Post 475

waiting4atickle



Every day on every weigh I'm getting fatter.


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Post 476

gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA

I'm giving up thinking for Lent!!

smiley - biggrin
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Post 477

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Red sky at night, sailors get tight.


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Post 478

gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA

Red sky at morning, Sailors get Horny!!!!

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Post 479

Taff Agent of kaos


for the spike milligan fans

Adolf Hitler, my part in his vasectomy!!!smiley - erm

smiley - bat


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Post 480

gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA

Also for SM fans...

Where have all the pillocks gone??


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