h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Could I have some of that ?

You can have it once it has made it's way through the body.

*grabs a handful of beer nuts from the fresh pallet and admires the newest load of Virgins stampeding toward the marchers*

Reef my brother was a in' chef! Not terribly temperamental but when he cooked in your kitchen you'd end up cleaning forever!

WAKE UP WAKE UP....Come on lets get going Theres a march on, well a glide and a flap sort of march Wheres's next ?Morning. Where's everybody gone. I didn't really eat the hmmm the looked nice and plump, wonder where it sleeps...............

ok ok

Keep your feathers on

This is the next destination
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*starts up pm's hamster moter, pops batty back in the wheel barrow with BL*


*undoes lil's seatbelt and gets them all ready for the move*

Ok Ok mind your backs please, give a bird a bit of run for take off.......hop....hop....push...pant...ye...yse......open the doors OPEN THE DOORS............

*qucikly runs and opens the doors*

Phew thanks...close call......I've just been soaring over the beach and theres a German bloke putting on all the sun beds....hurry up or there'll be no space left...........come on.......

*points PM's wheelchair in the right direction and takes off her breaks*


*unfurls Rob the Carpet, sits lil and jack on him and floats them through the door*

*wheels batty and BL to the beach*

I'm going to miss all the ing I was able to do in here

edy ing

That's better

He remembered me!


*grabs the "Kick Butt" Poster on the way out!*


*s upto Jack*

Don't leave me behind again!

*Wakes Snowy and runs after.*

*looks around herself in the wheelbarrow*

Where's ???

Burp

*herds the uned virgins back into the Virgin Closet and puts the ed ones in the recycling bin*

*tacks up a notice stating that the great Priestesses of welcome them back into the temple but for future knowledge they really must clean up and put their own ed virgins in the recycling bin*

Oh great - now we have umpteen uned virgins and everyone's in left...



WOOHOO!!! We've got umpteen uned virgins and everyone's left! *grabs several dozen virgins and herds them into the ing room, along with a cart full of beer nuts. Closes the door behind her*

*opens the door, walks out of the room - hair disheveled, gown awry, with a gleam in her eye*

Whew!

*In the room behind her is a heap of ed virgins stacked up to the ceiling*

Hmmmm... it sure is quite in here - wonder where everyone is?

How did this happen? The door to the temple is locked!

*gets a broom and sweeps up all the empty packages of beer nuts*

*hic in RL*




Don't ask me to make sense tonight..