h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*walks in with Her Royal ness, fresh from the groomer*

I'm back... Goldie honey go play with Snowy...

*waves to Batty and downs her greeh*




OOOOhhh!! that is ing strong!






I will have another ing greeh please

Don't forget the ing Beer Nuts. His iness' favorite offerings are and Beer Nuts.

*unlocks the Uned Virgin Closet for the guests of the Temple*

When you finish with them please put them in the Already Been ed Virgin Bin for recycling.

*hic*

Thanks Batty! I got lost...

OI!!!!! don't I get any ing , service is ing slack in this ing bar

*gets a few new waiters and waitresses from the Already Been ed Virgin Bin to serve the new guests*

My apologies.. it's been quiet around here.. you want more waitstaff then more virgins.. that's how we recycle 'em..

*takes a ing beer off a passing ing waitress*

?

*takes a few of the more virile looking virgins into the ery to help get more waiters on the floor*

A priestesses work is never ing done!

*closes the door and sounds that are not unlike lugnuts in a blender and a few frightened whimpers from the virgins emanate from the ery*

Woohoo!!!! Ride 'em Cow!!!

what time are we ing moving tomorrow?

I have to get all the ing things together and start up that ing battery for PM. Do you know the ing mess that makes of my ing nails?


Ooh!! I am ing all over the ing place!

Is that alcohol your drinking?! for me

I am so sorry to jump into this, but if there are any Thingites in here... I could use some help over here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F63252?thread=588675 because I am getting massacred. Just me. All alone. PS I Jack and this march!

*exits the ery with a on her face*

Didn't I instll a new Hamster 2000 drive in PM's chair? It should just require a few new hamsters or a gerbil for turbo if you have it handy...

On my way, TR!!! Please everyone.. feel free to make more waitstaff..

*Downs a couple more s*

Now this is what I call a ing protest march

All we are saying is Give a chance

Give me half a change and I ing would

You fit right in, Reef!

*darts out of the room* *darts back into the room weiring a bright red dress with flowers in his hair and begins madly dancing

Bright red?!?