h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It seems to have red fairy lights as well...

Fairy lights?

Pretty!!!

*goes into a trance watching the lights*

*finishes up dancing landing in a crumpled heap

*covers 2legs gently with a blanket*

*gets up and changes back to his normal* clothes

phew....

im here!

*takes blanket back*

*calls "Virgins-R-Us" on the phone*

" Yes, this is Priestess Uno at the Temple of we have a ing emergency here... We're almost out of ing virgins! Do you have an emergency delivery service? What's the minimum? Fine! Send another 300 in virgins over within the hour. Just charge it to the Temple's tab and throw in another pallet of beer nuts! "

Whew! One in' crisis averted. Now if I can just figure out how to explain to his ing Holiness how the albatross got on his life-size statue...

Albatross?

Batty - I got a verbal warning for my language one night, I discovered that Lazy sods who call themselves kitchen porters hadn't grated any cheese so I let rip, the s came thick and fast and the air turned blue, Gordon Ramsey would have been proud of me, one of the little rats reported me to the head chef and I got my wrist slapped.

I'm Chef of course I fit into the Temple of , I've worked with Head chefs that make Mr Ramsey look like a choir boy

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Better late than never - have I missed much??

Oh all round???

*Takes the *

ing well timed

But alcohol causes cancer and that goes against the spirit of this march.

*Wakes up*

What did I miss?

No idea, I just arrived.

Alcohol causes cancer? How's 'at?

Not Ben - a glass (or is that a bottle?) a day is highly recommended by medical authorities .....




I'm getting in early for 2006

I think your liver will explode.

Naahhhh ...... lost it years ago