h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Brilliant!

Now that was a costume!

Wow, talk about picky unicorns... how about "born-again virgins" would they fit into the scheme of things?

*dials up Virgins-R-Us to see what they have in stock*

My head is still spinning from the whole de-trolloping by a demonkified monk thingie to think on the issues of the rather wide assortment of virgins on the market today.. only thing they're really good for is sacrificing.

AR1, I can be beheaded and still bring my head! I just have to find the proper basket!

or a festively decorated pike...

Ooo! I like that idea! Maybe I can make it maypole-ish ... Hmmm...

I'll be there.

If Meg wants to lay her unicorn head
in my lap, that's fine with me.

So many decisions about costumes, though.
I could come as one of the Blues Brothers, but
that would create a problem because Blues Brothers
always come in pairs.

Shouldn't be that much of a problem.

Just purchase one of my handy-dandy self-cloning do-it-yourself kits for a mere $3,572,194,285.83 and you should be able to whip up an extra brother in no time!

Sounds good, Lady Scott.

Is it ok if some pink fluffy fur
peeks out from the edge of the "Blues Brother's"
hat?

I suppose you'll have to ask AR1 seeing as how it's *her* party.

OK Paul, do you want to be Jake or Elwood? I'll be whichever you don't want to be!

How good are you at turning summersaults?

Looks like you'll have to find another costume for FPR, if he decides to come to the party.

With the s Brothers in attendance that looks like the cabaret nicely sorted out.



*busy sticking paper straws onto wide ribbon*

I *don't* do cartwheels, so I guess
that determines which brother I would be

OK, you get to be Elwood! Mind you, he pulls Twiggy! I'll have to gain a lot of weight! Perhaps I can gain it virtually? And I imagine you are probably taller than me, so that would work out well.

How well do you play blues harp? Better start practicing! I'll get my bull whip out!

I could sing the "Rawhide" song.

I'm shorter than almost everyone except
Mickey Rooney and Danny DeVito and Linda Hunt.

I could be the shorter brother, if the cartwheels
can be virtual rather than real.

Are you trying to take my bullwhip away? I'm just 5'3" so I'm probably shorter than you in any case! Elwood does all the singing on Rawhide; Jake just does the response to the call and response!

Can we do 'Stand by your man' too! And Minnie the Moocher? Or do we have to get someone to play Cab Calloway?

We could do a great playlist! Perhaps we should get people on horns, piano and guitar? Any players out there?

I beg your pardon.

You certainly can be the shorter brother.
I didn't know.

No problem! So you're Elwood and I'm Jake!

We can start our set with 'Gimme Some Lovin'' ... I'm not expecting chicken wire, though!

I amy be a little late to join the party. I think I'm coming back home from the Isle of Wight that day. I'll try to make sure I'm there at a reasonable time, though.

Did you know, btw, that the two droids they sent to explore the Titanic were called Jake and Elwood? Elwood lost power, and they sent Jake in with a hook, and at one point thought they'd lost both of them. They cost big bucks!

So, are you guys on a mission from God, or what?