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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 6, 2015
On the Isle of Flying Zombie Skunks
One stormy night I was stranded.
The waves reduced my ship to chunks
Of wood, with which the shore was banded.
The skunks came looking for my brains,
But after such a night, none remains.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 6, 2015
“Why do you keep in hiding from me?”
“Are you hiding from Deadpool and Bob?”
“Is it because of their very bad jokes and puns?”
“Please show yourself Bub and we’ll confuse our enemies by
talking to you Bub my invisible friend.“
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 7, 2015
“Hey it’s Wolverine and I’m best a what I do, and what I do is very funny.
I’ve an imaginary sidekick called Bub who’s friends with Deadpool’s friend Bob. Spend most of our times drinking and fighting and listening to Deadpool’s jokes.”
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 7, 2015
Deadpool’s jokes are so funny they always make me laugh
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 7, 2015
Ryan Reynolds is making a movie about Deadpool, who has only been seen cinematically in the "Wolverine: Origins" that was a such a huge fiasco of a flop when it came out. Hugh Jackman deserves better than to be shackled to Wolverine.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 11, 2015
Embody your higher self by re-aligning, reconnecting and activating your DNA sequence and entering into the photon belt. This will eventually lead you having your DNA recoded by aliens which will transform you into a Gallifreyan and giving you a Merkabah antenna.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 11, 2015
Deep in the forest on an isolated planet, I camped, hoping for enlightenment. The rules forbade taking any supplies. I was to live off the land. Fortunately, I had my interdimensional transponder, and could take quick trips to banquets at other dimensions.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 19, 2015
Old Toad's Wisdom of the Ages, now at affordable prices.
Samples:
For $1.00: "Time is fun when you're having flies."
For $10.00: "He who laughs last must have arrived late."
For $50.00: "Beware, Old Toad isn't old, nor is he a toad."
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 20, 2015
Like Brigadoon, Lost Angeles rises out of the mists for one day every 100 years.
There's George Burns exclaiming "Say goodnight, Gracie;" Judy on the Yellow Brick Road; The Three Stooges throwing pies; Laurel and Hardy moving pianos; Groucho insulting Margaret Dumont....
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 21, 2015
T.P. Bunkum's House of Marvels had fake unicorns and sea serpents, but the "True Path to Happiness" looked promising.
The attendant struck a gong as I entered. Soon I was back at the ticket counter.
I wasn't happy, but Bunkum was.
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Florida Sailor All is well with the world Posted Aug 22, 2015
Come see the Egress!
Our most important display is the Egress.
No one visits here without a trip the Egress. Why don't you go see the Egress first?
We have amazing exhibits, why save the best display for last
Egress means Exit
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 22, 2015
“Please can you tell me when my ASD report will be sent out?”.
“I am sorry but that information is on a need to know basis.”.
“Why?”.
“In case you’re found to have superhuman powers.”.
“So do you think I’m a mutant.”
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 24, 2015
When you're a free-range spam delivery man, you roam free.
It's what you do.
Spam-lovers sit at their rickety tables, rusty forks in hand,
waiting for your truck.
You also carry pineapple and ketchup. You're hailed as a demigod.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 25, 2015
A college friend that I've known since 1967 has developed stage four liver cancer. He's in remission now, and I helped him celebrate his birthday a couple weeks ago, with chocolate cake and a collection of 42-word stories from the Post.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 26, 2015
I went to the Folies Bergeres
To see "Orpheus in his Underwear,"
A show for gents and ladies,
With various scenes in Hades.
Euridice crossed the Styx,
Which Orpheus tried to nix.
He exclaimed, "Alas, alack,"
Then he was off and back.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 27, 2015
"Lester Crud, our nemesis, has an unsound mind in an unsound body,"
said the Captain.
"How is he dangerous, then?" asked the Sergeant.
"He's not unsound *enough*. He can pull a trigger."
"Blanket the area with pollen. He'll sneeze."
"We *all* will!"
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 29, 2015
Clowns
with orange cotton-candy hair
and toffee-apple noses
climb out of a tiny car
- six in front, six in back -
and invade my kitchen,
leaving a trail
of macaroon crumbs,
then put on suits and ties
and campaign for President.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 31, 2015
"Remember when genetic modification meant bigger yields?" Farmer Brown asked. "Now it means potatoes that burrow deeper when they see me."
"My sheep beat me at poker," Farmer Joe commiserated.
Ben closed the window. "Keep it down. The corn has ears."
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 1, 2015
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