h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't forget the wow wow sauce, Babette. Makes wonderful smooth and tasteful skin. But be cautious with that ribcage Unbroken ribs are much crunchier...

I thought nobody would notice me switching massage oil and wow wow sauce no fooling you, Dragonqueen

and I'm always careful with Pierce.. strict and gentle

* starts to massage Pierce's shoulders, neck, ribcage *

8000 posts here? That's amazing!

not as amazing as getting a thai massage from a dutch dinosaur

You had your thai massaged? Thanks for the reminder, mine needs
a massage, too.

Agthually I thig Cal ith de current prietht of de Holy Tail. I hab no idea where he idth though.. *thniffle*

Cal might be in:

California
Calcutta
Calliope

wherever he is, i hope he is having a superCALifragilisticexpialidocious time

I'm ure he is. Cal is a fun guy who has fun in fun places
at fun times.

.. how's your neck, Pierce?

* rubs some more Wow Wow sauce in *

* licks Pierce's neck*

Hmm, needs more wow wow sauce behind the right ear..

* rubs in more .. behind both ears .. *

What are the ingredients in wow wow sauce?

oh? either you're not a real cook or you never have hangovers its ingredients include grated wahoonie, asafoetida, scumble, sulphur and saltpetre.

*hangs out a red light and a sign that says "Madame Bat's Fountain of Ill Repute" *

*has a burning sensation behind both ears*

someone must be thinking of me, i guess

"either you're not a real cook or you never have hangovers" [Babette]

I am a real cook. I don't drink, so I don't have hangovers...

There is another version of wow wow sauce that can be found in "Nanny Ogg's Cookbook". I've posted it somewhere... maybe in 3N

are all the ingredients legally obtainable?

Saltpetre would probably be available at a munitions store.