h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Popeye was adept at the marital arts.

I imagine that dragons have marital arts of their own, no?

i think they frolic mostly in their mating season

"olive oyles fascination may very well have been caused by the effect spinach had on popeye"

it could explain her figure as well.. and as for olive's oil.. I think that really doesn't come from Olive. It would take ages to fill a bottle, I think..

maybe it actually did come from her. maybe that's why she's so skinny now

olive oyle suction?

If you saw the film "Perfume," you would want to put that thought out of your head . "Perfume" is about an 18th-century perfume expert who kills women so he can capture their smell and bottle it.

He would get away with that with me!

Sorry, I meant he would *never* get away that with me.

I'm not entirely sure I'll be able to look at another bottle of EVOO again...

i'm not entirely sure anyone would ever buy a bottle of my old school mistress...

why kill?? Bob is using me for aftershave for years now

This guy was a deranged killer. Grew up in an orphanage. Didn't learn to talk till he was six, and then his first word was "Horrors." No, sorry, that was Elphaba's first word in "Wicked."

he is a very considerate dino to wait until he's shaved

and he smells nice too

The world is lucky that it isn't *me* who has to shave dinos.

the rest of the world as well, Paul?

What about waxing them?

not too hot please .. think of my sensitive skin

i hear it is out of fashion to - er - get rid of body hair