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Post 7921

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

i would go for the smiley - redwine any day. i even preferred un-mulled smiley - redwinesmiley - cheers

smiley - pirate


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Post 7922

Batty_ACE

As we all know virgins are really only good for one thing... smiley - bigeyes sacrificing..

Personally I like my men a bit better uh.. trained.. smiley - biggrin


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Post 7923

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I thought all the world's virgins lived in the Virgin islands. smiley - whistle


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Post 7924

Batty_ACE

with all the ugly sheep? smiley - biggrin


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Post 7925

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Are they real sheep or computer-generated sheep? "We're supposed to be guarding the sheep, not eating them." smiley - bigeyes


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Post 7926

Babette - Dinosaure

smiley - rofl virgins do not necessarily live on the virgin islands.. and sheep aaahhhh... are there for eating?

And if DragonQueen makes the bbq food then virgins are there for eating as well smiley - evilgrin

smiley - redwine


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Post 7927

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I don't know why sheep are on the Virgin Islands. I didn't put them there. They probably drifted there from brokeback Mountain smiley - cross


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Post 7928

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

Maybe smiley - sheep thought they should find virgins there... quite a shortage of those in the mountains smiley - whistle

smiley - dragon


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Post 7929

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

You may well be right! smiley - smiley


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Post 7930

Batty_ACE

Definitely not on Brokeback Mountain.. I saw what those cowboys were doing.. smiley - bigeyes


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Post 7931

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

But they weren't doing it to the sheep smiley - winkeye.

Anyway, I don't think of sheep when I think of the Virgin Islands. Maybe somebody has confused them with the Falkland Islands? smiley - huh


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Post 7932

Batty_ACE

Well where else would virgin wool come from?


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Post 7933

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

The same place virgin olive oil comes from? No, wait, I think she slept with Popeye...smiley - erm


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Post 7934

Babette - Dinosaure

smiley - erm .. Olive? sleeping with Popeye? .. I can imagine that, but I hesitate to think what effects spinach would have had....


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Post 7935

Batty_ACE

smiley - weird


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Post 7936

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

...or broccoli...

smiley - dragon


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Post 7937

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Popeye would eat spinach, but not broccoli. A very strange dude. smiley - erm But sailors are like that sometimes smiley - weird.


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Post 7938

Batty_ACE

Paulie is there something you're not telling us? smiley - bigeyes and does it happen to involve Fleet Week in NYC?


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Post 7939

Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too)

I would eat spinach.
I would eat broccoli.
I would eat carrots.

There, that was very simple. smiley - smiley

smiley - bunny


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Post 7940

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

i can't be sure, of course, but i think olive oyles fascination may very well have been caused by the effect spinach had on popeye smiley - whistle

i mean, just look at the way he acted in close combat with his enemies

would any of you girls like to comment on that? smiley - winkeye

smiley - pirate


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