h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hair?

Useless stuff. Scales are much better and shinier....

Dinosaurs didn't have hair, so how could they have been shaved?

They have been shaved... that's why they have no hair...

Sorry, I'm still a bit sceptical.

maybe before they became as evolved as our Bob and Babette they found sharp rocks..

let's not split dino-hairs over it

"maybe before they became as evolved as our Bob and Babette they found sharp rocks" [Batty}

65 million years of evolution have probably given Bob and Babette a *lot* of advantages that their earlier kinfolk didn't have. It would have been sad to see those earlier dinosaurs floundering around clumsily, using brawn because their brains were the size of a peanut.

i thought that was dubya

Dubya is a mammal. There is no way of explaining what happened in his case.

everything turned when he stopped drinking...

Dubya a mammal?? really?

Like Woody Allen, he was breastfed from falsies.

You know some say when you drop a child on their head something happens.. my guess is Barbs dribbled him like a in' basketball..

I think he got slam-dunked.

ay, even as we speak

I don't watch dubya on TV any more....

I only watch what Jon Stewart does to him on The Daily Show.

That;s probably enough .

hmm.. I suspect it isn't enough.

now for something completely different.. My horrorscope suggested I'd get people involved in naked parties. You know, to liberate mind and ..

no Pierce.. not to feel free.. second warning..

* drops clothes and jumps in the fountain *

* joins Babette*