h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

not to feel free

i'm sorry, but i can't help it

I keep forgetting about the fountain.

at long last a succesful horrorscope

The fountain was already made of stone. No one looked at me and turned to stone, at least not yet.

Is polyester a form of stone?

part of me feels almost, yet not entirely, like stone after watching babette, but that is another story, i guess

Is this a long story or a short one?

*snaps out of her daze*

Woohoo!!! Another dip in the fountain!!!!

*peels off her dress and puts on her water wings then jumps in the fountain*

* floats around in the fountain whilst sipping through a straw*

"almost, yet not entirely, like stone after watching babette" [Pierce]


.. your neck I suppose?

Batty must be feeling chipper. I thought I heard her say "Woohoo!"

but of course, dear

ah .. good .. do you need your neck massaged?

always

There's a gypsy fortne-teller at the door, who wishes to give Pierce's neck a massage. She says Marshall McLuhan sent her:
the medium is the massage.

Acthuwally I hab a told *thiniffle* Pthee gabe id to me ath a goodbye prethend..

I think Batty is talking to us in a secret code that only the initiated will understand. Who are the highest ranking members of the Church of the Holy Tail? We need them to come translate.

hmmm... I think is talking about a goodbye present...

Is she anemic?

nothin that a stiff and a few shots of rum won't cure, i'm sure

i'd better have a few meself - just as a precaution

a bit early but I'll join you ..
and here's to the 8000th posting

now just sit back and relax Pierce, I'll rub your neck and shoulders.

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